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Maybe I Should Have Watched CNN’s New Year's Eve Coverage

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Matt Margolis
Jan 01, 2026
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The 64-year-old comedian made the tongue-in-cheek crack not even a half hour into the broadcast.

Happy New Year, everyone! I know this newsletter has been a little light over the past couple of weeks, but I plan to rectify that this year. I hope you all had a good New Year’s celebration. Personally, I’m not one for going out on New Year’s, and frankly, the weather wasn’t cooperating anyway.

It’s also been a while since I’ve even bothered watching th…

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