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Manny Ortez In The House?
By Matt Margolis | October 21, 2004
The Red Sox are going to the World Series….
So, is John Kerry going to tie this into his next campaign speech? Probably. Considering he’s such a big fan, he’s the only Sox fan who remembers “Manny Ortez” playing for the team.
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October 21st, 2004 at 11:43 am
Hey Matt…I’m a former UHA student and former member of the Republicans Club. I’d like to contact the chairman of the club ASAP about this NAACP event on campus. Can you perhaps put me in contact with him? Thanks.
October 21st, 2004 at 1:30 pm
i’ve no clue who it is.
October 21st, 2004 at 9:03 pm
Yankees fans: my sincere condolences.
October 22nd, 2004 at 5:13 pm
Kerry’s best Red Sox gaffe was when he said Eddie Yost was his favorite Red Sox player of all time and it turns out the guy never played for the Red Sox.
But besides that, even if he did, who would pick Eddie Yost anyway? I guess he couldn’t think of a single other big time Red Sox player, which once again proves that he’s completely full of crap.
October 23rd, 2004 at 3:52 pm
Yeah! We got that skanky cunt!
October 24th, 2004 at 6:15 am
Matt, speaking of the Redsox, here is a Kerry quote:
[b]”We’ve been waiting since 1918 for the Boston Red Sox to win the World Series, and . . . if I had a choice between the White House and the World Series this year, I’m going to take the White House. How’s that?”[/b] (Sen. John Kerry, Remarks In Taylor, MI., 8/01/04)
October 24th, 2004 at 8:37 pm
What do you expect from the guy who said “who among us doesn’t love NASCAR?”. Or of course the classic patronizing “Can I get me a hunting license here?” As if the souther and mid-west voters were a bunch of ignorant hicks. The pompus ass.
October 25th, 2004 at 8:09 pm
Kahn, you’re the pompus ass. Try actually reading about all the dirty shit Bush has done! It’s in books, newspapers, magazines, etc.! Or how about that little incident on Thanksgiving when Bush very briefly flew to Iraq only to hold a plate with a plastic turkey for a photo op? Did we forget about that?
October 28th, 2004 at 3:37 am
No, Um Yeah, you f**king moron, you didn’t get her. Winged her only in the shoulder. Couldn’t they even hit her in the face? No…because they’re no better than that limp-wristed, panty-waist jackass they’ve got running for president. But I can understand why your definition of success is so pathetically low. Kerry throws out a first pitch at Fenway…has to stand in front of the mound, not on the rubber…and he still can’t do better that a one-hop pitch in the dirt. With a leader like that, it’s no wonder those wusses couldn’t hit Coulter in the face. And then they got chased down by a WOMAN for Christ’s sake, and got caught. Bush on the other hand, throws his World Series first pitch from the rubber…not in front of the mound…and then nails a perfect strike.
Um Yeah…you worthless piece of excrement. You’re a perfect example of what’s so screwed up about Kerry. You actually think the guys winging her in the shoulder was a good thing. It’s a perfect example why we’ll never turn the defense of the country over to limp wristed morons like you and Kerry. You have pathetically low standards. If it had been a couple of Republicans throwing at Barbra Streisand, you can bet you last nickle that, not only would she have been nailed right in the face, anything less would be considered failure. Now you have to live with Ann Coulter crowing about the fact that those two p*ssies couldn’t do the job right. Suck on that for a while, a**hole.