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Sex Offenders For Kerry II

By Matt Margolis | July 16, 2004

This story here really puts my post “Sex Offenders For Kerry” into perspective:

Town police are looking for a man who sexually groped two women in a mall parking lot last week.
The incidents July 8 happened within minutes of each other in the same area of the Poughkeepsie Galleria Mall, police said.

In the first incident, Lisa Hayes of the Town of Poughkeepsie was with her children and about to get into her car about 12:30 p.m. when the man approached her.

”I was putting the stroller in the trunk and was walking to get in the car and all of a sudden, I felt a presence behind me,” she said.

Startled, Hayes said she pulled back as the man reached for her hand while peeling off homemade John Kerry stickers he was carrying.

”He was saying, ‘Are you going to vote for Kerry?’ ” Hayes said. ”He started sticking them on my breasts and feeling them.”

Hayes said she punched the man in his arm and he ran away laughing. She hurriedly got in her car, drove toward the mall security entrance and reported the man to security.

You can’t make this stuff up.

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10 Responses to “Sex Offenders For Kerry II”

  1. Miles Davis Says:
    July 17th, 2004 at 4:59 pm

    That’s awful…

    I hope this sex offender thing won’t become a triliogy, its not exactly framing debate on the issues. Hmm this guy could have been a conservative though.

  2. todd Says:
    July 19th, 2004 at 11:00 am

    gee I wonder if it’s a Bushcunt supporter pretending to be supporting Kerry…while molesting women in public. Lmao. Nice try losers.

  3. Kahn Says:
    July 19th, 2004 at 5:40 pm

    Todd - clever post - the guys in the circle jerk come up with it?

  4. Matt Margolis Says:
    July 19th, 2004 at 7:23 pm

    todd, if the guy were handing out bush stickers you wouldn’t be suggesting it may have been a kerry supporter… lmao. Nice try loser.

  5. todd Says:
    July 20th, 2004 at 12:52 pm

    umm Matt bud if a kerry man was groping women’s breasts while handing out Kerry stickers of course I would. That’s what I’ve always said to you. I don’t support Bush or Kerry. I like honesty. None there on either side.

  6. qt Says:
    July 20th, 2004 at 3:47 pm

    It could be anyone. There are tons of nuts out there. You can’t say it’s a Republican and you can’t say it’s a Democrat.
    My guess is most sex offenders probably don’t delve into politics and/or religion…

  7. Jean Horseland Says:
    July 20th, 2004 at 6:38 pm

    According to the local press in Poughkeepsie, it looks like this was a “dirty tricks” event, staged by a rogue Republican operative. Too bad he brings such shame on our party!

  8. Kyle Says:
    July 21st, 2004 at 2:12 am

    **chokes on his food while laughing**

    Oh man, now THAT is funny!

    Hey Matt, ready to admit being wrong?

  9. Jason Says:
    September 25th, 2004 at 6:17 am

    Are we sure it wasn’t William Jefferson Clinton? This sounds like his sort of thing.

  10. lmfao Says:
    March 16th, 2006 at 4:25 pm

    shes just pissed that she ran out of stickers, get real people arn’t you sick and tired of this shit? watch Fox 25 if you need to hear about sex crap …theres gotta be somthing good happening out there somewhere