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Seeking Credit Where Credit Ain’t Due
By Matt Margolis | June 25, 2003
So, B.J. Clinton is talking himself up again. The Chicago Sun Times had a humorous story today I couldn’t not write about.
Blow Bill Job Jefferson Clinton said that the Bush Administration is “erasing accomplishments that he worked hard to achieve.”
I’m sorry, but the only thing Clinton worked to achieve in office was a hard-on.
Clinton said the United States cannot be strong abroad, a reference to the war on terrorism, and weak or divided at home over social issues.
So, I’m not sure what he’s implying here… Should we stop fighting terror to concentrate 100% of the Administration’s efforts on domestic issues?
How about spending 8 in years in office concentrating on your libido why telling the world we have to do something about Saddam Hussein, but sitting on it for the duration of your administration?
Is being two-faced on foreign policy a good thing, Bill?
Although Clinton began several sentences with the phrase, “When I was president,”
Stop! Stop right there… “When I President this…. When I was President that…” Oye vey… Can he have more of a crush on himself?
…he did praise the Bush administration for continuing to fight AIDS and giving assistance to poor countries to grow their way out of poverty.
Yeah, the only reasons he’s praising Bush on this issue is that A) It’s more than Clinton ever did, and he knows it. B) It makes him sound fair and non-partisan to give Bush a thumbs up on atleast one issue, and C) no one really cares about the money given to Africa for AIDS.
“Minority students, especially African Americans and Latinos, are disproportionately less likely to have a level playing field in public schools in the years running up to college,” Clinton said.
Says who? Honestly, I think it’s people like me who have the hardest time of all at this point. I’m a white American male. I’m not rich. I’m not poor. No one is watching out for my ass. No one is looking out for this Whitey.
“If we had equal spending and educational quality in every single public school in this country, we wouldn’t need affirmative action for college admissions anymore,” he said.
NO KIDDING!!!! Guess what George W. Bush, our President was saying way back during his campaign!!!!
BRAVO!!! BRAVO!!!
Amazing isn’t it?
Damn that’s funny.
What is Bill Clinton going to say next? What a moron.
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June 27th, 2003 at 6:30 pm
unfortunately he’s not actually a moron, even though it feels great to say so. he’s a lying, rotten SOB that will never shutup. its like he’s stalking the whole country…
June 27th, 2003 at 7:19 pm
Lying about sex is bad. Lying about WMD’s is good. Logic. Me smart.
June 28th, 2003 at 2:43 am
Jack, contrary to what you may have heard, there is a difference between being actively dishonest and the situation today. If you take the time to check, you will find (Surprise!) that the WMD were one of several factors in persuing the military action currently being waged in Iraq. Even the ranking Democrats on the Intellegence Committee freely admit that they probably (not possibly) existed at the time we initiated the action, and that the current plague of finger-pointing by the Gang of Nine is nothing more than attention grabbing for political ends, precisely for the purpose of garnering favor with potential voters in 2004.
June 29th, 2003 at 5:36 am
Stop! Stop right there… “When I President this…. When I was President that…” Oye vey… Can he have more of a crush on himself?
Well, at least now I finally understand how his “Jr.” got that peculiar shape that we’ve heard about.
How else would he be able to do himself?
June 30th, 2003 at 8:03 pm
Emporer— in all seriousness, this is news to me and not something “we’ve all heard about.”
And beyond that, why in God’s name do you have any interest in Bill Clinton’s cock?
July 1st, 2003 at 1:11 am
Emperor, forgive these trolls, as they know not of which they drivel…
And Jack. Jack, Jack, Jack…
Apparently the nature of his “nature” is a matter of public record. And not only as a result of the “Evil Starr.”
I do find it disconcerting that as a general rule the Republican former presidents tend not to involve themselves in nay-saying and second guessing, but that the Democrat former presidents seem to see it as some holy calling.
July 1st, 2003 at 1:48 pm
Answer the question! Why are you guys so obsessed with his cock? Its uncanny, but not unsurprising.
July 4th, 2003 at 3:35 pm
I think you just like to say the word cock.
July 10th, 2003 at 5:57 pm
I think you are confusing me with Ken Starr.